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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Knock Knock Come in

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

whos gay? you are

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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