- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Obama-Care

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Your Mom

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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