- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Chuck Norris died.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Nathan Gooderson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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