What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Paul Dylan King!

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Chuck Norris died.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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