What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Paul Dylan King!

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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