- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Will you marry me?

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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