A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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It says so on your cap.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Lebron Traveled

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Hello

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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