What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Whats9+10 19

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Looks through the peephole.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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