Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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The Holocaust

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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