What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What is brown and sticky?

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I have no ideas.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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oh hiya come in

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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