call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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The Economy

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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S.O.P.A

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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