Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's up? The sky.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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