- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Don't think of granny porn

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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