so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Banana(s)

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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