really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Amputations.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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cms.......?????

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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stop it ryan vallee

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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minced oaths

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Whats9+10 19

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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