- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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