- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A fat boy walked into a party

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

It's your mother, open the door.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Penis in a box.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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