Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Will gropes Ebola victims

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What's up? The sky.

Hello

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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