Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Canida

Rock mattress.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What is worse

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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