weiner? balls

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What is worse

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Anti Joke

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