If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

The 19th Amendment

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Frown is a four letter word.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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