How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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maddie latino

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Haha

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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