- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

c+t+c?

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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