Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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YOU IS DUM

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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