- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Women's rights.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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