- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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