Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Star Wars

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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