Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mom goes to college

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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