Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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