You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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planking.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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S.O.P.A

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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