- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

A Mexican walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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