Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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