what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Steve Jobs.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

whats pale and white your ass.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

My mom.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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