Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

My Girlfriend

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

YOLO

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

I am really good at math debating

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Knock Knock It's Open!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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