Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

in the begining... god made some stuff

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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