Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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