Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Lebron Traveled

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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