Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

stuff and dogs {()}

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What is worse than hell?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Pavel Novak

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

weiner? balls

Knock, knock. Come in!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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