What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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