what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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