- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Nah

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

why did Max cry??? chicken

i have 2 penises

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

World Peace

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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