- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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