Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Did you know?

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My mom.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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women's rights

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Susie has Autism

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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