- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Looks through the peephole.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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