How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Microsoft Windows

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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