What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

a man walked out of church and said F***!

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

I have read the Terms of Service.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Sex. That is all.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

OGC - tilt your head

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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