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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Sex. That is all.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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