whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Nickelback.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Video Games

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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