- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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My mom.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

women's rights

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

To mamas so fat shes fat

Susie has Autism

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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