- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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