Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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