Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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