Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Hello

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What is worse

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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ballsack

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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S.O.P.A

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Anti Joke

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