Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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