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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Star Wars

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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dog

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Obama-Care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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