- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

balls in ya mouf

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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