Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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