Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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cory is gay

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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planking.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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who smells? •Liam

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Susie has Autism

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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