Penis!

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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