- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

guess what? chicken butt.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

An asian walks out of math class

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

women's rights.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Penis!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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