- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

21 what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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