Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Microsoft Windows

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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your life

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Your mother

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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