Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

ROSS G IS OBESE

your mother is so lesbian

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Chaney is a dumb b****

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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