- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

you just lost the game!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

This is not a good joke.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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