Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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