What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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I'm gay.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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