How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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