My mom just died....

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Steve Jobs.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

cory is gay

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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