Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Poop

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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