- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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