What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Susie has Autism

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

obama is a good president

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Pavel Novak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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