- Anti Joke

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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