roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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