- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I only like NY as a friend.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Knock knock No one was home

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Knock knock. Come in.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Small titties.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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