- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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