Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

I have read the Terms of Service.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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