I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

antijokes

Hello

NEVER

The WNBA.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

"Hello." "Hi."

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

ruddell and dodds anal

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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