Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Your mother

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Yeah, totally.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Steve Jobs.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Rebecca Black

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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