What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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