- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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