Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Pickles

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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