what time is it rape time

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Your mom

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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cory is gay

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