- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A horse walks into a bar...n

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Penis.

knock knock your gay

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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