Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

My butt!!!!

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Once upon a time.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

antijokes

Your mom goes to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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