A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Yeah, totally.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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