Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Teen pregnancy

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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suck my dick.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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