what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Women's rights.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Womens rights

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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