Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

NEVER

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Poop

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

I only like NY as a friend.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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