- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Knock knock. Come in.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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