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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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