Women's sports.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

i hate you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Penis.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

your life

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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