What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Hitler is my role model

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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