Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's white and sticky? Glue

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

An asian walks out of math class

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

cory is gay

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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