- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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