What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

The Economy

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Communism

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Grapefruit.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Write your own

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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