Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Hello

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Sarah Palin is President

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A black goes to college

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Kittens.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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