- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the guy below me is gay

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Women

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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