Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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baby seal walks into a bar

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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