Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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My butt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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