Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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the guy below me is gay

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Anti Joke

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