Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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boobs

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Banana(s)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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