What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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suck my dick.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Chuck Norris died.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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