- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

what time is it rape time

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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