How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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cory is gay

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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AVI IS A FAG

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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