onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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