A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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