Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Go away.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Yeah, totally.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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