How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Small titties.

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Hummer.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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WTF BOOOOOM

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9/11

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Your mom goes to college

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Water, please.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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