- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

knock knock your gay

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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