a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Don't rape me!

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Time flies like a banana.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Women's Rights

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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