Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Bumsniffer

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

The WNBA

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Canada's army

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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