What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Akshaytiger World

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock knock. Come in.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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