- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Boobs are nasty!

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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