What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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