What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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women's rights.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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HTML

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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