- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

potatoes

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

come along children

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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