- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

your face.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

i fondle myself every night....

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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