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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Working hard or hardly working????

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Knock, knock. Come in!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

No

French people

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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