- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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