- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

knock knock whos there .. derp

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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