Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A black goes to college

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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