What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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minorities.

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Rebecca Black.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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potatoes

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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GONNA

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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