What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Women's Basketball.

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Romney 2012

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock knock Who's there? What.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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