How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Communism

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Hey Caleb.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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