A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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obama is a good president

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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nine...eleven

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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