What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

women's lacrosse.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Robin, get in the car.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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