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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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